Add 30+ booked-and-paid English-speaking patients a month. Guaranteed in 90 days — or we work free until you get them.
We don't sell traffic. We sell conversion engineering — a UK-native patient funnel built only for mid-tier hair restoration clinics.
20 minutes, free. We'll show you 3 leaks in your UK funnel — live, on the call.
You're losing £200k+ a month in UK patients you should be operating.
The bidding war is lost
CAC on UK Google Ads has exploded — £4 → £7+ on "hair transplant turkey" since 2024. Vera and Cosmedica eat the bidding. You can't win on head terms.
The funnel was never British
Your UK conversion is half your DE/FR rate — translated copy, no NHS comparison, no transparent pricing, slow lead response. The funnel was never built for the British mind.
One person, eight timezones
Your Marketing Manager is alone — Insta, Meta, Google, site, reviews on one person, 8 timezones from the patient. Speed-to-lead drags. Leads die.
The Vertical Hair Funnel OS™
A pure-play stack. Built only for hair clinics. Live in 30 days inside your existing setup.
Whitelabel patient CRM
A dedicated sub-account, pipelines and patient portal — fully branded as your clinic, nothing to build.
AI Norwood qualification
Photo upload plus an instant score — patients self-qualify before they ever reach your coordinator.
Speed-to-lead under 5 minutes
Voice AI and WhatsApp respond in under five minutes, day or night, across every timezone.
Multi-channel acquisition
Demand built beyond the auction — Meta, YouTube and Reddit, off the head terms you can't win.
Conversion engineering
Lead-to-deposit re-engineered from 12% to 22–25% — the same traffic, more patients on the table.
We don't make you cheaper clicks. We make you more patients per click.
The maths your CFO will ask for.
Assumes £4,500 average revenue per patient, £6k/month ad spend.
Compliance is now a moat. We build it in.
Most Istanbul clinics are still non-compliant with the new health-tourism advertising rules. We bring your funnel and ads into line in 14 days, before provincial audits do it for you.
HİB members can reclaim up to 60% of international ad spend. We handle the paperwork trail inside your reporting. Your £6k/month becomes £2.4k net.
30 booked patients in 90 days. Or we work for free until we do.
- Ad spend minimum £6k/month
- English-speaking coordinator responds to leads within 24h
- Trustpilot rating maintained at 4+
Risk reversed. Skin in the game. Aligned interests.
We sign a maximum of 2 clinics per sub-geo.
Your ad bidding never competes with another client of ours.
Built by an outsider — on purpose.
"I'm Mehdi. After 7 years running paid acquisition for service businesses, I audited 30+ hair restoration clinics in Istanbul. What I saw: excellent medical work, lost in fragmented marketing. So I built one thing — a vertical funnel OS. Pure-play. Stack-driven. UK-native delivery. I sign 2 clinics per sub-geo, and if you're a fit, you'll know in 20 minutes."Mehdi — Founder, The Vertical Hair Funnel OS™
The questions clinics ask first.
Book your 20-min strategy call.
First call free. Bring your current UK numbers — we'll find the 3 biggest leaks live.